- Secrets of The Job Process Book... Series... Blog... Website... Something.
- Awhile ago I wanted to do a thing about all the different job related stuff because nobody seems to understand how resumes work. Nobody understands how interviews work. And nobody seems to understand that you don't just miss a day and not call in.
- This idea was shelved because effort and stuff.
- And because I'd have to get a new retail job for research.
- Get a Retail Job.
- For research.
- And hilarity.
- Plus the cash wouldn't hurt.
- Make a book about a crazy adrenaline-obsessed person who must continue to do crazy awesome things in order to avoid depression.
- And don't rip off the Pretties or whatever that one book was.
- Which I just now realized was a thing.
- Of course that's not even the actual premise of their book.
- So I'll be good.
- I have a friend like this. More research is needed.
- Obviously some details will be fabricated. Because fiction.
- Have different days where I go to different places to do my work.
- Like the library one day.
- And coffee another day.
- And all that jazz.
- Would fit well with a retail job.
- Make a blog full of article samples.
- But then someone might take them for their own in an attempt to get a job and so that would be bad.
- Make a How To Elance kind of site.
- Because Fuck the "water cooler."
- Write a huge philosophically intense book... that all ends with a dick joke.
- Write a book that seems like it's just a bunch of dick jokes but is actually philosophically intense.
- Actually succeed at finding a sleep schedule that fits me.
- Actually take a typing test and then try to improve said typing score because I can't type as fast as I think and it gets annoying.
- Holy shit you could literally see how fast you think by increasing your typing score until you can type as fast as you think and then you could be like "I think about 110 words per minute."
- Of course this would only work if you thought:
- At a speed slower than the response time of a key press
- Only thought one thing at once
- Unless you could type like 110 words a minute on both hands on separate keyboards. But that's only two lines of thought.
- Work on that whole ambidextrous thing again. Cause that was legit.
- Learn how to Leatherwork.
- Get materials for leatherwork.
- Learn how to treat wood.
- Get materials to treat wood.
- Actually have an exercise routine of some sort.
- Because my arms are way too flabby.
- And they need to be stronger so I can use my saws effectively.
- Because I need to be able to outrun bees.
- Because I want to be a ninja.
- Write that one book on productivity.
- Actually get to the point where I have successfully learned how to be that productive.
- Write a book that showcases the cost of someone's time, regardless of what they're doing.
- Because you're not paying me to scan your groceries, you're paying me to not do anything else I could be doing at that moment.
- Work on a book about effective ways to handle anxiety.
- And do a bunch of blog posts on the subject so people don't have to spend money to not have anxiety attacks. That would stop them from making money/conversing/living.
- Learn how to use my sewing machine or get a newer one.
- Because I need to figure out how to do the halter top thing I was planning on doing.
- And because Story Bears are still a thing.
Congratulations. You just spent your time reading all this stuff. Now go make your own list. You know you have those ideas. Do them.
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